I killed Volgemort with a curly blue wig because Chuck Norris is my Leader and he told me too.

Hey, this is fun. Just use whatever phrase for your Birth month, day and the color of shirt you're wearing.

January- I farted on

February- I doggie piled

March- I threw a sheep at

April- I did the macarena with

May- I got punched by

June- I walloped Mrs. Ryan over the head with

July- I killed Voldemort with

August- I wrangled water buffalo with

September- I dangled Sammi out the window by her ankles with

October- I was licked by a dragon with

November- i made explosives with

December- i chopped down the mightiest tree in the forest with


1- rabid bunnies because

2- drunk ballet dancers because

3- a baguette because

4- a persian rug because

5- a herring because

6- a sock puppet because

7- the Beatles because

8- Paris Hilton because

9- Chuck Norris because

10- an antique desk because

11- a bathtub because

12- Ernie and Bert because

13- Luke Skywalker because

14- a shrubbery because

15- a coffee cup because

16- a possesed squirrel because

17- the Wonderful Wizard of Oz because because because because becaaaaause.....

18- Stewie Griffin because

19- an acorn because

20- A curly blue wig because

21- Hanah Montana because

22- a lightbulb because

23- a stethoscope because

24- a goldfish because

25- the elvan ruler because

26- my retainer because

27- a pretzel because

28- a doorknob because

29- a toenail because

30- Mrs. Barrere because

31- a pan of magical brownies because


Blue- Chuck Norris is my leader and he told me to.

Green- the voices told me to.

Gray- I sold my soul to a cookie.

Pink- coconuts don't migrate.

Purple- I had the best of both worlds.

Black- I'm cool like that.

Yellow- daffodils can kill.

Red- Elmo possesed me and took control of my body.

White- I enjoy skipping through flowery fields.

Brown- a box of Kleenex threatened me.

Other- I like doors.

None- I can't control myself.